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Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
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Still no good.
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
In what ways is Bollywood becoming westernized?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Which other countries have implemented home appliance trade-in schemes?
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Next, they tried...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do Muslims invade Western society?
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Scientists Discover Startling Trick to Defeat Insomnia - futurism.com
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Scientists Discover Mysterious Human Lineage with No Descendants - The Daily Galaxy
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Then came..